Spam. It's what's for dinner.

[kalleah]

I need to rant, as I just deleted 49 pieces of spam.  Granted, I use Gmail, and the spam filtering is superb, but freaking A!  Enough.

Who are the morons who respond to this stuff, anyway???

DO NOT WANT:
(Not an all-inclusive list)

• ... to make my penis bigger.  Don't have one, personally.
• Viagra/Cialis/whatever.
• Hot Japanese schoolgirls.  (Or, for that matter, Japanese schoolgirls with really lovely personalities.)
  
• Financial deals from Nigerian dictators.
• Microcap stock deals.

Although, I do have to point to the occasional (inadvertent) educational experience that spam provides.  For example, I did not know that there were some guys that were self-conscious about how much semen they produce.  Okay.  I get the whole penis-size insecurity, but seriously?  Guys, if you want to impress us, leave the seat down.

Comments

[vinceliav.livejournal.com]

I get the whole penis-size insecurity, but seriously? Guys, if you want to impress us, leave the seat down.

Amen! That all we need to be awed by you guys! lol I never knew that some guys were self concioius about that. *note to self* ask male friends next time we hang out...that should make an interesting conversation. (dammit I just got back from hanging out with the guy that would've given the best answer!)

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm going to ask my guy friends. Honestly ... I don't want to know.